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my fave joke
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
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| Tourist: | ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｈｅｌｌ |
| New Yorker: | ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ |
| Tourist: | olｉｖgrｄｄｄｄｄddｄｄｄd |
| New Yorker: | ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ |
| Tourist: | ＭＡＣＡＲＯＮＩ ＧＲＩＬＬ |
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